Excuses, Excuses: I am Unable to Come in to the Office Today...
Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting 'osmosis' and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked) - all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off -the-wall book! CAUTION: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.
Lisa Swerling and Ralph Lazar are the authors of "Me Without You, We Without You, " and "If Our Love Were a Book . . . This is How It Would Look." They have won numerous awards, including The "Washington Post" Book of the Week and the U.S. Parents' Voice Award, twice. They live in California.